‘Tis the season to get hitched: Seven things you didn’t know about Japanese weddings
You don’t have to be there to get married
The only way to get legally married in Japan is to fill out and stamp the bride and groom’s name seals on the paperwork at the local ward office, so it’s not even necessary for both members of the happy couple to be present, as long as their officially registered inkan are used to sign on the dotted line.
The cake is fake…
Everybody wants that cutting-the-cake photo, but when it comes right down to it, Japanese people don’t really like cake. So, in order to have their cake and eat it too, prospective brides and grooms page through a binder of gorgeous multi-tiered wedding cakes and pick the one they most want to be remembered “cutting” for posterity. It’s wheeled out at the reception in all its white plaster glory, but the section they “cut” for the photos is a little piece of real cake tucked into a niche in the back, then they serve their preferred dessert to all the guests.
…and so is the priest
The legal bits may be as unromantic as a trip to the DMV, but Japanese wedding venues know what it takes to make everyone’s wedding dreams come true, and that includes a stained glass equipped chapel and a foreign “priest” in a clerical-looking robe, who guides the couple through their vows with appropriately sonorous gravitas. The fact that he’s an actor makes zero difference.
Here’s comes the…Barbie?
Brides and grooms need to hire a dresser and hairstylist for their big day, because they change clothes up to three times during the festivities. They get married in either traditional white dress/tuxedo or formal Japanese kimono/hakama, change into the other outfit for the first part of the reception, then after dinner they disappear and make a grand re-entrance clothed in Cinderella-esque evening wear. Rental of these outfits is part of the wedding package, and tends to run about the same as what Western brides and grooms spend buying their wedding clothes.
Going to a wedding costs $300
Shopping for a wedding gift is easy, because one size fits all. Friends of the bride and groom are expected dress up three crisp ¥10,000 yen notes (about $300 USD) in a fancy envelope, while relatives are duty bound to pony up ¥50,000 ($500 USD) per couple. There is a table at the entrance where these envelopes are received before entering the event.
And yeah, that gets expensive, especially if you’re a young single person in the Wedding Zone with friends getting hitched right and left. That’s why the nijikai (afterparty) is becoming increasingly popular. Many couples invite only family and business associates to the ceremony and official reception, then decamp to a nearby restaurant for an appetizers and all-you-can-drink party with friends afterwards. You still have to pay your own way, but it’s more like ¥5,000 than ¥30,000.
Be prepared for unexpected talents to surface…
One of the oddest traditions of Japanese wedding receptions is that friends, relatives, and/or the wedding couple themselves often volunteer to perform skits or other entertainments for the assembled worthies. The absolute best surprise of this kind that I ever saw at a wedding, though, was when the college judo teammates of the groom sneaked out of the reception and marched back in wearing their gi. They proceeded to “kidnap” the bride until the groom (in his tuxedo) threw each and every one of them to the ground in true black belt style.
The bad luck discount
According to Japanese astrology, the most auspicious days to get married are taian (good luck all day) or tomobiki (good luck all day, except at noon, but with extra wedding bonus points for the name, which means “friend-attracting”). Not surprisingly, taian and tomobiki days that also fall on a weekend are prime wedding snags, so it’ll cost ya. But the opposite is also true! I have good friends who care not a bit for astrology, who got a whopping discount at the Imperial Palace Hotel for their splashy Saturday wedding because the day fell on butsumetsu (bad luck all day). Despite this flouting of the stars, I can happily report that they continue to be one of the happiest (and luckiest) couples I know.
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